Author: Thomas

chapter 5: Great Expections summary

Chapter 5 begins with Pip freaking out over the soldiers who were standing outside of his residence as he believes they’re here for him as he in the previous chapters was helping out the escaped convict. However it is a false alarm as theyre really here for Joe to fix the handcuffs. As they converse Pip discovers that the two convicts the soldiers are looking for are the two that had previously met. Joe and Mr Wopsle offer a helping hand to find the convicts and Pip tags along with them. After searching a while for the convict in the marshes they finally find him and arrest him. They also believe that the convict stole the pork pies as he told them when it was really Pip.

Chapter 3 and 4; great expectations summary

Chapter 3 begins with pip is ventouring out to to meet the escaped prisoner to deilver what he recently stole but on his way runs into another escaped convict who he mistook for the other prisoner who asked pip to get the food for him. The other prisoner then runs away after seeing the orginal convict he met. He then meets up with the first convict he met and delivers his food that he stole from his own house. After running out into the marshes and delivering his food to the prisoner he goes back to his house expecting to find a constable in the kitchen but just found mrs joe questiong where hes been. Pip reply s with down to hear the carols which mrs joe believes. His sister and himself then go to attend church  however mrs joe attended church vicariously.  They then return for a christmas dinner with the pumblechook family where pip is almost verbally abused but knows he cannot say anything back. He then hands uncle pumblechhok the brandy which pip had filled with tar as he thought it was too strong.

Satire piece

An hour left till lunch and the dinner ladies are adding the final touches to the lunch meals. A bit more grease for the chips, a few more meatballs for the spaghetti, a string of hair and maybe a few nail clippings if your lucky. The bell rings and the canteen is bombarded by students. Kids lining up to collect their healthy and nutritious food., the dinner ladies smiling with great enthusiasm, looking like they love every second of their job. One by one they pay for their food and sit down to devour it. Eating the same food every lunch for 250 days a year can get quite boring so there’s always free chewed chewing gum underneath the table to add a bit of extra flavour to the meal.

It seems after lunch the most visited place is the toilet, one of the many delights in the LNS. A lot of people use the toilets as a gym. squatting on the toilets not letting their backside touch the seat, must be a game the students like to play. The toilets seem to be so clean that no soap is even needed as none is presented for you. Whilst some complained about their school toilets, there’s nothing but praise to come from the luxurious LNS toilets. LNS provides exquisite service all around and the lunch especially nothing but top quality.